pray that they come through: Archive

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trohmen: i try not to say omg after everything but omg

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blogging while sitting next to my brother this is tense, whenever I scroll down my dash it’s like a fucking porno russian roulette just keep it clean for the next twenty or so minutes guys yeah i mean the maddest thing I’ve come across so far is Morgan Freeman’s face photoshopped onto a muffin but you know

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A slightly condensed but very bizarre, real and...

alex: we're not planning to use the tube in london in february are we?  i'm on it just now and i am SO LOST
me: oh lmfao that's worrying, i thought we were!
alex: oh dearie me :') oh well... WE'LL BE FINE I'M SURE
me: maja will rescue us man we have nothing to worry about
alex: i have faith in her 
me: omg can we
alex: SHALL WE???
me: why did i never even think to do this omg we actually should
alex: let's write a letter and chain it to the fence.  written in blood.  and attach our hair so she can infuse us into her children
alex: why do i have thoughts

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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER

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iamnumberseven: how do people socialize i don’t get it it’s too hard oh my god

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lindsaylohansdrugdealer replied to your photo: which one to read at half past twelve on a… chemistryy man! I have tht book lolz everyone who is anyone has that book, bestseller man it wins on all accounts anyway, i mean the content is obviously better (who doesn’t love cracking and periodicity?!) not to mention going by the attractiveness of the girl on the front covers, the...

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NOTTING HILL WAS ON

fuckers …why am I even watching this anyway, I’ve got the DVD anyone would think I enjoy the ad breaks *continues to watch*

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in discussion of our upcoming New Year’s party on Saturday night, my favourite post so far is the following “sorry if i try to play card games with the animals”

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